This month, I’m doing a film review per day, and I’m going with the star system. To give you a very quick overview of what I mean when I give a film “X” stars, here’s a short list:
5 Stars: I would use this film as an example for how to use characters, backstory, antagonists, or other plot devices in any screenplay. This film’s acting, cinematography, score and screenplay are truly exemplary. These are the films I could watch again and again.
4½ Stars: I found this film both so entertaining and inspiring that I would actually be willing to watch it again. I’m not one of those people who generally watches things twice, possibly as a matter of pride. I like to think I got it the first time.
4 Stars: This is a film I would recommend that you go out of your way to see at least once. Though I wouldn’t bother watching it again, it still rises above the rest.
3½ Stars: This is an average mark for an average Hollywood film. This is nothing to sneer at either. Films in this category are still respectable, well-written, artfully executed, and generally speaking, fun to watch.
3 Stars: This is where films start to have problems. This film probably has one of the following: Poor acting, or choice of casting, an intrusive, unpleasant or cheesy soundtrack, a tired plot or theme, or clunky, cheesy dialogue.
2½ Stars: This is a pass. The film probably has two of the aforementioned problems.
2 Stars: This is the distinction between pass and fail. This is a failure, but the highest from of failure a film can have, having only three of the aforementioned problems. As they say, “three strikes, you’re out!”
1½ Star(s): This is a terrible film, with many problems, in fact too many for me care to list. Anything in this category and below are films I probably couldn’t even sit through.
1 Star: This film is exemplary in that it’s a list of what not to do in a film.
½ Star: Wow. This film’s existence is an insult to all that is holy in the world of movies. Its dialogue makes me cringe, the story is ridiculous and/or indiscernible, it has the production quality of really bad porn, and the producers of the film should probably have their heads examined, because I can’t imagine how they made any money off their investment.